The 1996 Harvest Bowl Never Happened. Had it Actually Occurred, The Results Might Resemble the Following:

If we had hit the road at 5:30 in the morning, Virginia Tech would have made it to Harvest Bowl at Randolph Macon College on time. This most likely would have been our second greatest achievement of this tournament, had it happened, which it most certainly didn't. Tech's main accomplishment could have been winning a game while Hokie buzzer-master Jason Thweatt served a one game suspension for spitting at a moderator. Okay, fine, he just would have sat out.

Virginia Tech could have finished Harvest Bowl with a 4-4 record, with hypothetical wins over non-existent teams from Hampton-Sydney, Loyola, Johns Hopkins A, and Wake Forest (it would have been a forfeit, but still a win) and probable losses at at the hands of North Carolina, George Washington Parkway, and George Washington Bridge (we would have lost to GWB twice).

Tech's high scorer most likely would have been Jason Thweatt with a whole bunch of toss-ups and only a couple neg-fives. Chances are that Dennis Loo would have nailed almost as many toss-ups, and actually would have gone biscuit-free to take second on the Hokie team. Tech would have also debuted stellar new-guy (who you would most likely always be able to spot), "Little" Jeremy Ramont, who would have had the opportunity to perform impressively in his first college match. Jeff Ford and "Big" Jeremy Rotter might have also rounded out the Tech team, but none of this really occurred, because the tournament never happened..

The Team Results That Might Have Been:

Beat Wake Forest by forfeit(Won scrimmage vs. GW Parkway)
Beat Loyola 260-70
Lost to GW Bridge 225-130
Beat Hampden-Sydney 265-120
Lost to GW Parkway 290-190
Lost to UNC 320-200
Beat Johns Hopkins A 225-45
*Lost to GW Bridge 245-110

Total Points Scored: 1380 in 7 games.
Total Points Against: 1315 in 7 games.
Final Record: 4-4
Probable Individual Stats
Opponent  "Little" Jeremy Ramont Jason Thweatt  Dennis Loo  "Big" Jeremy Rotter  Jeff Ford 
Loyola  2-0  5-0  4-0  0-0  out 
GW Bridge  0-0  4-0  1-0  out  0-0 
Hampden-Sydney  out  8-0  2-0  0-0  3-1 
GW Parkway  0-0  6-0  2-0  out  0-2 
UNC  0-1  8-0  2-0  0-0  out 
Johns Hopkins A  4-0  out  6-0  1-0  2-0 
**GW Bridge  0-1  10-4  out  0-0  0-1 
Totals  6-2  41-4  17-0  1-0  5-4 
Average PPG  8.33  65  28.3  2.0  6.0 

Statistics could have been recorded in the form of Tossups Correct - Interrupts. So a designation of 3-1 would have meant 3 tossups correct and 1 neg-5 interrupt for that person for that match. "Out", obviously would have meant that person sat out for the game, possibly due to spitting on a moderator.

** The final GW Bridge game probably would have been in an unusual format. There might have been a round of 12 Toss-Ups without boni, then most likely 12 Toss-Ups with boni, followed by, 12 Toss-Ups without boni.

All statistics could have been provided by Dennis Loo, the VT-ACO Cataloguer